The 9 best tweets of the week, including a parking ticket and the Elvish language

It was a...let's say...weird...week to try to laugh at tweets.

A leaked draft of a Supreme Court decision indicated conservative justices are set to overturn Roe v. Wade, gutting women's reproductive rights at the federal level while also carving out an argument to roll back privacy protections across the board. Just as this decision leaked, the Gilded-Age themed Met Gala partied on. It was a weird time to be alive and online. And it remains so.

But even as the country went (even further) into decline, people kept tweeting. We'll all be tweeting forever. Because this place is hell.

Anyway here are some good posts.

1. I hate when this happens to me.

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2. This was a core memory recovered. I bet I'd still be pretty good at wall ball, to be honest.

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3. Obligatory dril tweet (that's weirdly topical for dril).

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4. Oh look at that, a perfect joke.

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5. A devastating lack of salt. Stunning imbalance on the vinaigrette.

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6. Nobody tweets from a good place ever. They tweet from hell.

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7. I hate how much I like this incredibly dumb joke. I'm disappointed in myself.

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8. Wow, really makes you think about where we are as a society. (I had to pay rent the other day.)

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9. And finally, this.

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