Even Heineken thinks its new metaverse 'beer' is a dumb publicity stunt

Heineken tries ironic detachment on for size in the metaverse.
By Jack Morse  on 
Screenshot of the exterior of Heineken's metaverse brewery in Decentraland.
It's the branded future we deserve. Credit: Screenshot: Decentraland

Heineken wants to have its metaverse beer and drink it, too.

The brewer is the latest company, and second beer manufacturer, to jump on the metaverse bandwagon with its Thursday release of Heineken Silver — a "virtual beer" that the company insists is, yes, as dumb as it sounds. For starters, Heineken is quick to let everyone know, you definitely can't drink whatever this new thing is.

"Our virtual beer is made only from the freshest pixels: no malt, no hops, no yeast, no water, and also, no beer," the company explains. "The result? An unusual & inaccessible premium lager with a tech and meta finish that no one can enjoy."

Mashable Light Speed
Want more out-of-this world tech, space and science stories?
Sign up for Mashable's weekly Light Speed newsletter.
By signing up you agree to our Terms of Use and Privacy Policy.
Thanks for signing up!

In fact, you can't do much of anything of substance at the company's new digital brewery located in Decentraland, also unveiled Thursday, other than wander around and watch a boring executive talk. But you can, with the help of Heineken's marketing department, snap and then share some screenshots with (wink wink, nudge nudge) the "cool and relevant hashtag: #awesomeheinekenmarketingstunt"

Screenshot of interior of Heineken's Dencentraland "brewery" depicting a cartoon man juggling a beer can like a soccer ball.
How do you do, fellow metaverse kids? Credit: Screenshot: Deventraland

Lest metaverse diehards miss Heineken's knowing self-effacement, Bram Westenbrink, the global head of Heineken brand, is here to redirect their attention.

"Our new virtual beer, Heineken Silver, is an ironic joke," Westenbrink is quoted as saying in a Heineken press release. "It is a self-aware idea that pokes fun at us and many other brands that are jumping into the metaverse with products that are best enjoyed in the real world."

Screenshot of the dance floor in Heineken's Decentraland brewery.
The digital future's so bright, Heineken's metaverse DJs gotta wear beer-can shades. Credit: Screenshot: Decentraland

Maybe unlike real beer, consumption of the virtual Heineken Silver leads to improved judgement — at least when it comes to how seriously we should take buzzword-heavy Next Big Things like the metaverse.

Mashable Image
Jack Morse

Professionally paranoid. Covering privacy, security, and all things cryptocurrency and blockchain from San Francisco.


Recommended For You

Trending on Mashable

NYT Connections today: See hints and answers for April 28
A phone displaying the New York Times game 'Connections.'

Wordle today: Here's the answer and hints for April 28
a phone displaying Wordle

NYT's The Mini crossword answers for April 28
Closeup view of crossword puzzle clues

NYT Connections today: See hints and answers for April 27
A phone displaying the New York Times game 'Connections.'
The biggest stories of the day delivered to your inbox.
This newsletter may contain advertising, deals, or affiliate links. Subscribing to a newsletter indicates your consent to our Terms of Use and Privacy Policy. You may unsubscribe from the newsletters at any time.
Thanks for signing up. See you at your inbox!